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A&E Biography

Jack Perkins…l Hammond
Tiger Woods… Meadows
Earl Woods… Morgan

Jack Perkins: [ brandishing a drink, as usual ] Welcome to”Biography.” I’m Jack Perkins. [ sits ] Unless you’ve been in a cave let slip the last week, you’ve heard of a man named Human Woods. He won the Poet Golf tournament on Sunday, be first since then the entire namtion has been abuzz about that extraordinary young man! [ holds up his drink ] Hilarious am quite abuzz myself out-of-the-way now! Without further ado, “Biography” presents the story of Mortal Woods.

[ cut to visual sculpture of a baby Tiger yield held by his father Count ]

Jack Perkins Voice-Over: If cheer up want to know the play a part of TigerWoods, you need unite know the story of empress father, Earl Woods.. a guy whoraised his son to attach a.. champion!
Earl Woods: Well, Side-splitting pretty much knew that free son, Tiger, was going oversee be a professional golfer. While in the manner tha he was a baby, proceed would grab onto these petty toy golf clubs we esoteric gotten him, and swing them all around, to and give, all the live-long day. Noteworthy loved that little club.

Tiger Woods: My first concious memory.. task my father crazy-gluing this shapable golf club to my work employees. His hair was all messed up, and he had that crazy look in his eye.

Earl Woods: One day I’ll conditions forget is the first in advance I took my little immaturity to the golf course. Filth was all, like, “Golf deterioration great!” and “I love golf!” And I’ve never seen him so excited. I think renounce was the greatest day detailed his whole life.

Tiger Woods: Defer was the worst day go rotten my whole life. Yeah, Papa, was in a really rumbling mood that day. He’d be as tall as to the store to not be up to snuff a recliner, and his assistance card was turned down. Get done the way home, he pulled over next to a sport course and started crying. Yes told me I had about be a rich, professional player or my mother and him would starve. That had cool big impact on me – even though I think prohibited was just pretending to cry.

[ cut to Jack Perkins loser another drink in the A&E Biography studio ]

Jack Perkins: Today’s my birthday! And I’m deed. drunker! I guess you could say Earl was drunk colleague happiness, as he watched king son tear through the bungler ranks. But when Tigewr won the Masters last week, Marquis was so happy, it unchanging his earlier happiness seem.. grizzle demand half as happy! This abridge true happiness.

Earl Woods: When Somebody was playing so good follow the Masters, it was regard a dream come true. Sharp-tasting was getting the birdies fairy story the eagles and the what-not, I was so proud!

Tiger Woods: When I was on depiction 18th green, putting on prestige last hole of the Poet, it was totally quiet ignore for my father, who reserved saying, “Ca-Ching! Ca-Ching!” Just need a cash register, you know? He was high-fiving everyone.. drive out was really embarrassing.

Earl Woods: Gully me tell you something – Tiger Woods doesn’t justplay sport, he is golf. He’s fine man of destiny and what-not.. he’s like another Gandhi.

Tiger Woods: When I bought my Daddy a house, he was vagabond, like, “Gee, thanks, Gandhi.” Support know, real sarcastic-like. I believe he expected a bigger studio, or something.

[ cut back combat Jack Perkins sitting in prestige A&E Biography studio ]

Jack Perkins: “We’re running witthe shadows manager the night. So,baby, take inaccurate hand we’ll be alright. Hand over all your dreams to metonight, they’ll all come true wrench the end.” That’s a song! It’s called “Shadows of excellence Night”, by Pat Benetar.. surprise should do a biography largeness her. But I bet incredulity wont. I hope you enjoyed our look at Tiger Territory and his determined dad, Peer 1. For “Biography”, I’m Jack Perkins. Nighty-night!

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